Chicago cops: Drunk urinated on police station floor

By Kim Janssen Chicago Sun-Times

CHICAGO — A drunk driver urinated on the floor of a police station, then played "air piano" while he sang for the cops who arrested him, prosecutors say.

Santa Ana Campuzano, 33, of the Back of the Yards neighborhood, was spotted by cops passed out in his 2002 Ford Expedition at the intersection of 115th and Doty in the early hours of Sunday, according to a police report.

When police tried to interview him, they spotted empty Coors cans in his SUV, the report says. Campuzano allegedly stared into space, then belched, laughed and slurred incoherently.

Campuzano admitted he had eight beers, three tequilas and three cognacs. He told cops he had "too much beer" and did not want to hurt anyone, it’s alleged.

Offered a Breathalyzer, he said, "What’s the point – I know I’m drunk," the report says. He then allegedly urinated on the floor of the fifth district police station, kneeled on the floor and "played piano" and "sang at the top of his lungs," the report says. Charged with aggravated DUI and other charges, he was held Sunday on bail of $10,000.

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